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Patrick Allan's ConTAYct Machine

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Hi, you've reached Patrick Allan. I can't get to the phone right now, but if you leave me a message after the beep I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Hope you're enjoying Talk Amongst Yourselves and thanks for calling!

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